Two pictures that I think are going to make you happy:
First, Geena Davis as Katniss's long-lost aunt Dottie Hinson-Everdeen in the post-apocalyptic, time-traveling, League of Their Own sequel you never thought you'd see, in which Aunt Dottie displays the family penchant for archery that will one day make Katniss famous:
(on a totally not sarcastic note, Geena was actually a semifinalist for the US Olympic archery team in 2000, which I find rather bad ass).
And second, Mariah Carey sporting an arm sling as only she could:
Formal medical equipment, guys. There is surely a hole in that marketplace. Someone get on it.