Dudes. How are you? I was on trial at work last week, and if any of you know lawyers (and if you don't, I'll just tell you), you understand how it makes you a crazy person. (Speaking of: this headline had me audibly snorting.) How's it going with you? I emphatically hope that you had a lazy and lovely Labor Day weekend. I spent mine at the beautiful wedding of one of my oldest pals -- I've known her since before she was even born! -- that was so much fun but which also made me thirty kinds of weepy (all in the good way). This weekend we're going to a barbecue, and we've got a birthday to celebrate at our house, too (which demands, as always, Funfetti cake). Have a great weekend wherever you are this weekend, and try to squeeeeeeeeze out a little more summer fun. Some links for your perusing enjoyment:
This is a little heavier and longer than the usual Tall and Salty fare, but it is riveting: what it's like to be kidnapped in a foreign country (my heart was literally pounding while I read this).
And back to our usual programming: you probably want to see where Tom Brady showers, right? Right.
In a similar (but also, you know, different) vein, you probably also want to see Nate Berkus and Jeremiah-from-The-Rachel-Zoe-Project's house, which is, of course, amazing.
"FOMO" is now in its rightful place: the actual dictionary.
This is totally what a Space Attorney would wear. (And when that show is on television for two episodes before it gets cancelled, you know I'm going to watch it.)
I wish we all could have had a cocktail with this lady.
(Image via Note to Self.)