Hello there, everyone. How was your St. Patrick's Day weekend? (Hopefully no less festive but a little less formal than Will and Kate's.) Sorry for leaving you in the lurch on the weekend reading front. I hope you'll forgive me -- my dad is the basketball coach at my old high school and I was cheering for him and his team in the state tournament! I trust you all had green beer and appropriate shenanigans for me, and in return, your aforementioned reading materials:
Speaking of great dads: the sweetest note from a dad to his son, and an awesome Donkey Kong hack for little girls everywhere.
Behold: the Chipotle Quesorrito.
Bachelorette party, grown-up style. Sort of.
Shapewear patent throwdown. CHOOSE YOUR SIDE.
And I wish you all an annus mirabilis.
(Image via Go Fug Yourself.)